When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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