I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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