That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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