he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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