apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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