Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
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You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
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You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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