And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
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Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
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Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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