Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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