No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
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took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Threesome in a minivan. New low
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
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I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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