just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
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You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
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You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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