So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
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Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
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I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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