Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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