they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
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We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
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How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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