As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
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Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
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He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Idk if I want to put a bra on
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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