this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
