I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
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Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
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I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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