There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
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Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
not ubering you a puppy
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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