Is it normal to miss your booty call?
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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