Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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