What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Randomize
