My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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