i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
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I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
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we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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