once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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