why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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