Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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