Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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