Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
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