with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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