So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
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Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
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Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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