your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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