i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
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To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
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The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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