I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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