We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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