Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Randomize
