If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
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My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
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i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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