I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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