Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
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