We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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