WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
tell me about the fingering
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