im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
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This show inspires me to have sex in space
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
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You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
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