Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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