You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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