i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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