i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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