Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
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The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
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Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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