Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
Randomize
