Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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