apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
i just sent this text using only my big toe
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
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You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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