quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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