I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
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Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
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I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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