thus making me awesome and them whores
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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