maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
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uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
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Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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