the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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