We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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