But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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