next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
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I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
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I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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