If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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