okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
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Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
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Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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