At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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