I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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