i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
That accounts for only three of the penises
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
They are going to name an STD after you.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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